What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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