five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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