the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Roses are red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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