- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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