Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Women's Rights

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

SHUT UP JP

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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