- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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