- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

quantum physics?

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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