Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

WNBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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