Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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