last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Tunechi

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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