- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

ure mama's so fat

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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