- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

3021 North Broadway Avenue

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

No it doesnt..

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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