- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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