- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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