- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

knock knock Goodbye

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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