- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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