- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

European on my shoes, buddy.

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