- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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