- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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