- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

So FDR walks into a bar.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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