What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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BIG MAC'S

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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