- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

I C U P White stuff

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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