What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Neither did she.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

quantum physics?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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