- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

i like turtles

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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