As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

you see theres this guy.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Your're racist.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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