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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What is life? Paul.

Your mom is so old she died

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

what's white and sticky semen

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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