Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

what kind of dog can tiptoe

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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