- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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