- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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