- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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