How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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diarrhea.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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