- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Guess what? I like trains.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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