What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Sam Hengal.

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

quantum physics?

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

i had sex.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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