- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

i hate non minorities!

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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