Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

Why did the black man die? He was shot

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

A shark ate your mom

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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