What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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