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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What's the difference between a duck?

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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