- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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