Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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knock knock go away!!!

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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