what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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