- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

A bar walks into a man

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

knock knock go away!!!

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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