- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

penis in the camel

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

My jeans

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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