Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Charlie Sheen

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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