The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Urban ghettos

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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