- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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