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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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