what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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i had sex.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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quantum physics?

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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Sam Hengal.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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