- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

knock knock whos there? nobody

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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