- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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