- Anti Joke

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

A Chinese man fails a math test

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.