why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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