Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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