Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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