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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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