What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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