- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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