How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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kennah campion when she talks

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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anti jokes are really funny

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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