What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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