What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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