- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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