I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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