Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Niall Horan

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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T u r n i p s

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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