- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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