What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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