- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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