- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

why are balck people black because they are

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

White NBA players.

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