- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

WHAT THE BABIES?!

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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