- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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