Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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