- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

why are balck people black because they are

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

your face

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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