- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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