- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Badabing.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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