- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

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