- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Male leadership.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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