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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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