- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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