If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

this website is a bad joke

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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