Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

If life gives you lemonade.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

women's rights

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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