- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

how do you win a game try your best

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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