while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

A miserable man committed suicide.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

The New York Giants

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Knock knock.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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