- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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