- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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