Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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