What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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