Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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boner

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