- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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