Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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