- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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