Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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