So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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