- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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