- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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I walk into a bar...

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Weaner

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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