- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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