- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

pull my finger (farts)

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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