- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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